You made me cry and you don't even care
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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