He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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