Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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