Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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