I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I seem to have left my pride at pride
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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