How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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