By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
