come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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