I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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