Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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