Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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