Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My dad just said "fuck circus"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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