It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just pee around me
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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