I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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