Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
