He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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