you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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