i was born a porn star she said
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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