didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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