Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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