walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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