Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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