Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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