dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Buhtt sex?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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