Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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