Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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