Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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