it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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