Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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