That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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