check it out our google latitudes are spooning
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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