Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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