well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
