I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i came on her dog
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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