its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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