I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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