last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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