I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
420 ftw
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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