Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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