He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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