no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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