I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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