is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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