question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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