why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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