JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This is the high leading the old right now
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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