whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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