so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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