I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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