We're like a lot better than the average bears
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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