Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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