they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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