this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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