Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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