I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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