You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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