oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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