too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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