We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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