I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
no, he came in my armpit
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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